I Ain't Never Done THAT Before...
I want to address something that’s been on my mind lately
(don’t know why it has)…
But first, (if you’re not at work) press play on a YouTube vid to serve as the theme song as you read this.
….Here goes
I’ve come to realize that MANY of us have lied about certain things we’ve done for (what I’m guessing) ‘cool points’ with our peers.
But why do it if you’re going to lie about it?
We’ll brag to our girlfriends/boys about receiving it.
We’ll even sing about it.
Men will deny ‘till death about doing it
But first, (if you’re not at work) press play on a YouTube vid to serve as the theme song as you read this.
….Here goes
I’ve come to realize that MANY of us have lied about certain things we’ve done for (what I’m guessing) ‘cool points’ with our peers.
But why do it if you’re going to lie about it?
We’ll brag to our girlfriends/boys about receiving it.
We’ll even sing about it.
Men will deny ‘till death about doing it
& women will lie about returning the favor.
I’m not saying that you should announce it to the world that you please your mate in that form.
I’m just wondering, why when in a conversation with people who are suppose to be your friends, and the topic comes up, and the main culprits’ reaction would be ‘I don’t ____ ____’.
If we’re friends why can’t you keep it a 100 with me, and tell me that you do ___ ___.
So that I know the next time we go out for drinks, and you ask to taste my cosmopolitan, I know to say no (in a nice way of course).
I’m just wondering, why when in a conversation with people who are suppose to be your friends, and the topic comes up, and the main culprits’ reaction would be ‘I don’t ____ ____’.
If we’re friends why can’t you keep it a 100 with me, and tell me that you do ___ ___.
So that I know the next time we go out for drinks, and you ask to taste my cosmopolitan, I know to say no (in a nice way of course).
26 comments:
I do BLANK.
I do not lie.
Thanks for the honesty Yas :)
ughhhh NO. i don't lick balls! they're just so unnactractive! so i've never done it. granted, i've never sucked an ugly wanker before but there are some things i cannot bring myself to do.
wait...are we talking abt just giving head? cuz that's simple, i have before, and no...it's not my fav thing on the menu but i order it from time to time ;P
-KB
LOL...Oh No...No tea bagging!!!
I with you on that one K...
Crys.C, do you _____ ? Just curious.
I give the occassional BG.
I think people lie about it because their ashamed.
but its a part of sex so they need to grow up!
meant *BJ
im such a dork.
@ Almost:
YOU should know ;)...
@ Kiya:
I feel you.
Baby, truth be told that little Wayne fella stole that song from me. I used to tell my 2nd late husband Leroy Lee that I'd lick it like a lollipop all the time. I would tell you to ask him yoself, but he's dead. Take care now
Signed
Ruthie Ann
lying is for lames and children
Great topic... for years Almost Famous brother would lie about dining out, don't know why when I've been doing it since I was about 16. He finally owned up to it when we were well into our 20's....lmao
To all the women here.... Please ___ your man's ___ ! It will keep him home at night if you have skills.
@The Pew:
LMAO... Ms Ruthie Ann, you're a trip.
Welcome to my site.
@Torrance:
Ain't that the truth...
@StrokersTipper:
LOL.. Now I see where Almost gets it from.
CrysC.... you my friend is Fuuny as hell!..U know I've eaten under a two foot table B4. I never lied about it. But when I was younger I was too stosch (as we say in JA) to do that!
@Wordaholic:
LOL, WOW...
LOL! I like this!
ppl are just chicken shit now-a-days... no future in frontin!
e.
I AGREE WIT MY FAM ALL-MI-T!!!! lying is for lames..... i do it and i love it done to me!!! we all grown here so why u gotta lie....
imma be your friend regardless!!!!
but im really like the sex 101 teacher when it comes to my friends....we be having "how to" lessons and all.....lol
WHY I GOTTA BE THE TEACHER THO!!!! LMAO
If the passion is there, and the p*ssy is clean and healthy, I guess I'll pull on the pearl tongue.
See, honesty.
ummm first off that khia song is my JAM! hahahah!!
second... i am a grown ass female!! i do that shit, and i get that shit done too!! when i was younger i was coo off that. claimed myself to "not be a domer." but then i moved passed that BS.
but here's the catch, if a doode asks me to go down, thats a turn off and i just wont do it. i gotta do cuz im in the mood and i wanna please my main, not cuz he's tellin me to. ya digg?
Hot blog.
And YES!
I do everything my Dime Lines say I would....
e.
@Social:
Thanks..You're absolutly right..
@Flyyest:
Now I know who to go to when I need some pointers ;)...
@Don:
LOL..I'm so with you on that.
Can't mess with that oowy goowy stuff.
& that goes for men too...Gotta be fresh & clean...
@Melody:
Exactly..Why go f*cking up the mood with demands...
@E:
Thank You (cheesing)!!
I hear that..
I'm all about pleasing, so as long as she's fresh and clean, I'm all for letting my tongue and her clit get well aquainted.
I don't like it when a woman say she doesn't give head. I even wrote about that on King Magazine's site. this is my first time on your site @ crys. c, so I don't want to spam...but if you'd like to see to the article, let me know.
Oh yeah, that video is pretty funny. Ladies, y'all have to pay some kind of attention to the balls...lol
i try not to lie...you ask, i'll let you know...yeah i do it from time to time...not an everyday thing..and not to just any tom, dick and harry
my thing is why lie about it?
one of my friend's girlfriends(whom i'm cool with) swore up and down she never did it and never will...meanwhile her boyfriend(my friend) tells me she sucks him off every night..and sometimes while he's driving!!!
@Leon:
That's what's up...
Yeah, send me the link. I would like to check it out.
@Jadore:
LMAO... That's exactly what I'm saying. Why lie, we're all grown.
me and my friends have come to an understanding. Honesty is always funnier than lying. lol..if you're suckin some dudes di*k from the back every night...tell us! Because 9.98 times out of 10, we did that just 2 days ago!! lol..its no shade amongst my friends. We might not tell right when we do it, but eventually, we do tell.
@K!tty:
I'm feeling that.. That's how it's suppose to be between 'real' friends. You should be able to be yourself, keep it 100, and not be judged (unless you get outta hand and need to be pulled a side).
i feel this.
i had a friend who we all thought was a virgin until she confessed to me that she had been with SIX dudes.
i couldn't believe it.
and one of the dude's was one of our other friend's boyfriend.
shame shame shame.
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